hi i'm richard and i like taking long walks with rude people. only on short piers, though.
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PLEASE WATCH THIS VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO OF A DOG PASSING OUT FROM EXCITEMENT

Anonymous asked: I would guess she just left her facebook open and someone posted it or something like that. I have a friend who likes to post "nervous but excited to be a father" whenever someone leaves theirs up around him

that’s wicked genius. good for your friend he’s v clever i would not think of doing that

breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen

Anonymous asked: Wait your mom didn't know about her engagement?

tbh idk what my sister is talking about like is it a joke idk??

an enticing conversation between my sister and my mom, i’ll let everyone know how it ends

bombing:

wigglethatbutt:

bombing:

just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them

i dreamt i stole someones socks omg

i’m calling the police

drunktrophywife:

In ur tagged/me like

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

image

cramp:

loathingbitch:

cramp:

i like to live life on the edge

maybe you should jump

image

vinebox:

"Toys R Us got me fucked up"

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

Anonymous asked: hi you have amazing hair. bye

thank you! :)

joshpeck:

12yroldblogger:

OH MY GOD

my only question is why