PLEASE WATCH THIS VERY IMPORTANT VIDEO OF A DOG PASSING OUT FROM EXCITEMENT
that’s wicked genius. good for your friend he’s v clever i would not think of doing that
"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."
tbh idk what my sister is talking about like is it a joke idk??
an enticing conversation between my sister and my mom, i’ll let everyone know how it ends
just had a dream where someone stole my socks and framed me for murder using the dna on them
i dreamt i stole someones socks omg
i’m calling the police
In ur tagged/me like
When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like
"Toys R Us got me fucked up"
thank you! :)